How to hypnotise your baby

We're all very excited about the arrival of Grandblods to Schneish Towers, especially Elliot. He treated us to some expert grizzling most of the way home in the taxi until Tom used the iPhone to find this on YouTube.

It's some sort of magic baby hypnotism and it works a treat. Apparently expanding pink triangles are way more interesting than your mum and dad doing a mexican ventriloquist act with a stripey elephant toy called Juan. Everyone's a critic. Imagine what people would have done in the olden days before iPhones! Maybe kids had more respect for ventriloquism back then.