Aug 21

I may be going about things the wrong way to coax the beast out. Listening to a few hours of ABC news radio during the election coverage certainly wasn't going to inspire Yoshimi to come and join us. Plus Tom made an excellent steak sandwich for lunch. Who'd want to leave a nice warm womb with steak sandwiches on tap when the other option is a brief stint with the NHS followed by the possibility of living in a country run by either a turd sandwich or a giant douche? If I was Yoshimi I'd stay inside too!

South Park - Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douche video